Hello students, I am your teacher and you will address me as Ms. Anthrope. There are some basic rules that must be followed in order to stay in my classroom:

 

1. Once you come into the classroom, please set your backpacks down onto the floor as they will be inspected for any "devices" which will be taken and stored elsewhere. We don't want to bother your parents over small inconveniences.
2. As you enter, please proceed to remove your shoes. These will also be stored as we don't want you running in the classroom, or anywhere else, for that matter.
3. On the walls there will be a name, "Ms. Willow." Please remember to address me as Ms. Anthrope. My name was never Ms. Willow.
4. Also on the walls, you may notice scratches. They are only the scars of last year's art experiment. I have science experiments planned for this year that I guarantee will go as planned.
5. Please take note of the fresh mounds of dirt visible through the back windows of the classroom. That is where we have and will continue to plant many mysterious crops, and sometimes the results of a failed experiment or two.
6. Naptime will be strictly observed. DO NOT OPEN your eyes. If you do, pay no mind to the shadows, even if they seem to be moving.
7. The walls have been padded for your comfort, so do not pick at the foam. With padded walls, regardless of how loud we are, we will not disturb the other classes.
8. Lastly, when story time comes, sit down and relax. Disregard the straps on the chairs.

I anticipate a delightful year with all of you. You won't believe the thrills yet to come!